too bad you live with your parents still
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
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