White coat. Heels.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
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We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Those nachos came to me in a dream
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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