is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
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I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
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i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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