Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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