the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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