do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Oh god it's open bar.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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