i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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