We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
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can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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