To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Next Halloween, remind me to find a different wingman. Walking out in your pirate costume talking like Captain Ahab while i was banging her and telling me I had to harpoon the white whale really pissed her off.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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