I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.