break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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