i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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