You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
