he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
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I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
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