Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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