Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
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just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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