Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
just ate pastrami before passing out in my hotel room. My room smells like a petting zoo
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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