I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
