Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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