ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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