He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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