i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Alive.
So much puke
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We need to feng shui this bitch.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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