I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
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