dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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