your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
She was either really drunk or really not interested. Everytime I tried to ask her about herself she would respond with a line from Stepbrothers.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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