i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
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You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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