What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Who wears a wallet chain?!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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