that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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