the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
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literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
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I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
Never joke about your clitoris.
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