He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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