Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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