I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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