yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
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the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
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The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
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