Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
My hand turned me down
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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