I'm lost and stupid without you.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
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Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
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The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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