at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
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I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
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Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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