roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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