Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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