ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
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Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
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i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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