I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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