someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
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btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's days like today, when my bra and underwear match, that make me feel like I'm getting my life together...
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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