I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
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Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
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