I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Guys Hate When Girls Do These 29 Cringeworthy Things
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
25 Men Confess The Moment They Knew They Wanted To Marry Their Wife
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life