I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
you never un-have a 4some
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Randomize
