I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
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I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
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We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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