I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
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