Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Maybe it's just my body's way of telling me I don't need pinky toes. Like I'm the next evolutionary leap or something...
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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