No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
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