It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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