An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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