spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
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We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
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