Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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