i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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