Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
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GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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