Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
