You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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