Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
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