How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
Randomize
