doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
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It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
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I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies