my vagina is like the nba. its where amazing happens.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
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We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
third nipple confirmed
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage