HIV tests are more positive than that guy
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
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That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god